Celtics issue press release regarding superiority over Bulls

[Yacob (freelance idiot)]

Things we're better at than Chicago Bulls

-basketball

-building an actual contender 

-living in reality

-tanking

-luring free agents

-being funny

-trade committee

-gathering assets and using them

-being liked

-being hated

-building business relationships in fantasy basketball 

-spelling

-general awareness 

-drafting

-scouting

-coaching

-player development 

[Toronto Raptors (Perk)]

being liked and being hated lmao that's gold

[Chicago Bulls (Charlie)]

here ill help you and add to your list

-losing
-tanking
-purposely not setting your lineup so you can get a better pick
-never winning anything in bball dynasty history
-masterbaiting
- sucking dick
-rebuilding EVERY DAMN YEAR-
-collecting picks
-aiming to compete in 2030
-sucking more dick

[Yacob (freelance idiot)]

like i said, spelling and awareness...

[Chicago Bulls (Charlie)]

nigga im in college, where u at DAWG WHERE U AT HOMIE LIL ASS WHITE BOI GET CHO GOOF ASS ON BOI

[Yacob (freelance idiot)]

Jul 5, 2017 15:32:27 GMT -5 Chicago Bulls (Charlie) said:

nigga im in college, where u at DAWG WHERE U AT HOMIE LIL ASS WHITE BOI GET CHO GOOF ASS ON BOI