Statement From Orlando Magic

[Orlando Magic GM (Sarge)]

    After much consideration, the Orlando Magic have decided to implement a couple strict policies going forward. First, and foremost, There will be a permanent Trade Ban against The Los Angeles Clippers until the GM changes. Second, We will be putting on a strict No Trade Policy with the rest of the league until January 9th, 2024. Third, We will be taking a hiatus from the Discord channel until April 15th, 2023. There is a flaw in the trade system. Of course it can't be perfect but we have been fucked by owners one too many times. I talk serious trade and want to get trades done when its all said in done. First, We have owners like the Mavs who post trades and accept them knowing there is something that will allow him to go back on the trade if he chooses. Second, we have commissioner Warriors accepting a trade and telling me to post it, only to use it against me in a trade with another owner. Third, We have a no good Dominican Con Artist who is accepting trades and telling people to post them only so he could build a meme on his 1986 Dell Desktop computer and post it in response. We no longer enjoy trading or talking trade with anyone in the league. We will now be entering our Spurs Era here in Orlando where we will only communicate through Pro Boards and purposefully take days to respond or not respond at all. 

There is a reason Lonzo Ball's knee hasn't healed in 2 years. Its called Karma.

Best, 

Nic

[LA Clippers GM (Remy)]

I have a Mac.

[New York Knicks (jsood)]

Earlier this year, Magic asked me to post a Tatum trade and then hatted me with a Donkey Gif.