Hornets/Clippers

[Kennan]

Hornets Send:
John Wall, HOU 23
Luka Samanic, NYK 2.96/4.56
Corey Kispert, WAS 1.9/ 2/ 2.09/ 3.55
CHA 2024 1st

Clippers Send:
Kyle Lowry, MIA 21.66/ 21.66
Jeremy Lamb, IND 0.75

Maybe Wall gets a buyout and balls out somewhere else, maybe Kispert becomes the next Kyle Korver, maybe Luka is euro star reborn in NYK. I don’t know about those things but I do know that Kyle Lowry has the fattest ass in the NBA. Hornets accept. Good deal Clippers. Getting rid of Wall helps my cap, Samanic and Kispert are ?’s and save me more cap. Also who knows if I’ll even be alive in 2024.

[LA Clippers GM (Remy)]

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So this is how we say goodbye...


I must admit, trading Lowry will be a defining moment in ClipperLandia´s History. But what must be done must be.

¨The booty was juicy and supple, but a even a tit must be forsaken so the boy can become a man¨

This is the first step in my #OneYearRebuild

Mr. HornetsMan... A pleasure as always. YOU are da man, good Luck out there... in the wild mountains of The East.

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I accept.

Please send Wall to IR.

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[Chicago Bulls (Charlie)]

I prefer Remy's side but the deal is fine

APV

[Toronto Raptors (Perk)]

I'll approve it, also prefer Remy's side I think he did a tremendous job here. Hornets want to compete bad so it makes sense for him too.

[Oklahoma City Thunder (Loren)]

Pass. Biggest thing here is that Remy is now able to resign Mitch. I think had Kennan known/seen that he would’ve been able to haul a bit more but I don’t hate it for him. It’s a good win-now move.

[New York Knicks (jsood)]

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[San Antonio Spurs (Chris)]

interesting deal, like it for both tbh... luka never gonna "put it together" imo, looked lost/slow/hesitant/floundering pretty much all the time, and kispert has a very very limited skill set, basically see this as getting out of $22M next year and gaining a first in exchange for lowry's oft-injured short-term production (guess his ankles struggle to support all that ass?) and the underrated lamb, which is a good deal for both, like it.