Spurs - Clippers

[San Antonio Spurs (Chris)]

Spurs receive:
D'Angelo Russell - $33M ($10M paid?  Clips said he's $21M this year, excel only shows $10M, not sure but whatevs... 2023 UFA)
Rodions Kurucs - $500K (2023 UFA)
Jazz's 2023 1st round pick

Clippers receive:
Kyle Anderson - $12M (2021 UFA)
Jakob Poeltl - $11.04M (2023 UFA)
2021 Warriors' 1st round pick
2021 Clippers' 1st round pick
$1.5M paid on Poeltl for this season only

Spurs accept.  DAR's contract sucks, but I've got the cap room, I've always liked him as a player, and I'm in sore need of some producers with guaranteed roles/minutes.  Also happy to consolidate a couple of my late 1sts, as previously stated 5 picks in one draft is too many, would have to cut guys I like just to make room.  Plus I like Utah's pick to be super high cuz it's TJ and this league doesn't reward owners any fantasy points for cock-sucking prowess.

[LA Clippers GM (Remy)]

Accept.

This deal really is just me getting my pick back. Im watching this Wolves team destroy and i dont see how one can fight it, so im just gonna take the ol Rebuilding approach and see what happens.

DAR would be someone id look to keep for this purposes, what with him been only 24 years and all, but sacrifices must be made.

If anybody else wants some of my producers let me know.

DAR, sad to see you go, but SASman will take good care of you.
Nice Talks Mate, GL.

[Heat GM (Bryan)]

Approve nothing crazy here honestly like it for Rem. He has some assets and could easily trade them to up the value of that 1st rounder and finally paid Trae with a cheap stud. Wouldve been an issue having so much money on DLO and having to pay trae.

[Tj]

Wow fuck you chris. Eat my dick

[Milwaukee Bucks (Jacob)]

Approve, like this for Clippers a ton. 27 fppg on a 30m contract is not good, and trading two firsts for one in 2 years doesn't make a lot of sense for a team that's rebuilding.

[Golden State Warriors (Caleb)]

Approve.

Already know remy gonna flip these firsts for some shit but I’ve already accepted remy is the new alexandrops. FML

[Chicago Bulls (Charlie)]

Sure

[Denver Nuggets (Kevin)]

Pass. Like it for rem

[Toronto Raptors (Perk)]

Approve let's just have someone with good math skills verify the money on Russell lol