Owner/GM Kevin Tucker takes on a new challenge: College

[Denver Nuggets (Kevin)]

You may be thinking: What can this notorious wonder kid possibly do next? Well Denver Nuggets owner Kevin Tucker will be going to college to enhance his leadership and decision making skills as he looks to improve upon an undefeated championship season. The support from Denver fans has been overwhelming for Kevin as he decided to take on this tough task and they cannot wait for what is to come. He has already put together a top 3 team in the draft and it looks like he is on his way to another undefeated season. The sky is the ceiling for this young cat and we cant wait to see how far he will go. When asked about Kevins decision to go to college, team leaders Kevin Durant and Steven Adams were quoted saying "its no surprise, Kevin has the biggest dick in the league. What most people dont realize is he won a championship when he was 17 years old. Pretty embarrassing for other owners." Exploring subjects such as Beer pong and Boob Luge, Kevin will look to practice thriving under pressure in order to propel his team to the next level.

-Denver Tribune

[Toronto Raptors (Perk)]

Lol the Boob Luge

[Milwaukee Bucks (Jacob)]

this is horrific how'd i miss this

[Denver Nuggets (Kevin)]

Thanks for the nice review

[Oklahoma City Thunder (Loren)]

Update: He hooked up with a black girl and got tazed

[Indiana Pacers (Jon)]

the fuck kevin, i knew about getting tazed but a black girl...smh

[Denver Nuggets (Kevin)]

I got to cross it off my bucket list, never again i promise